Fortune Cookie Sayings

Fortune Cookie Sayings, Quotes, and Phrases

Fortune Cookies can be a lot of fun with friends and guest, or give special meaning to occasions such as Birthdays, Mothers Day or Valentines Day.
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Here is a collection of Fortune Cookie messages you might like to use. Please feel free to add your own in the messages section at the bottom of this page. You can use these in our very easy to make Fortune Cookies recipe.

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For General Use

  • The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
  • Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
  • Confucius say: The road to riches is paved with homework.
  • That wasn’t chicken..
  • Don’t fry bacon in the nude.
  • When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
  • You will be hungry again in one hour.
  • You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
  • Some days you are pigeon, some days you are statue. Today, bring umbrella.
  • Two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
  • Your inferiority complex not good enough. Try harder.
  • When chosen for jury duty, tell judge fortune cookie say “guilty!”
  • Stop eating now. Food poisoning no fun.
  • You are cleverly disguised as responsible adult.
  • Tomorrow at breakfast, listen carefully: do what rice bubbles tell you to.
  • Drive like hell, you will get there.
  • Person who eat fortune cookie get lousy dessert.
  • Okay to look at past and future. Just don’t stare.
  • Soup was secret family recipe made from toad. Hope you liked!
  • You will soon have an out of money experience.
  • Probability of being seen directly proportional to stupidity of act.
  • He who dies with most toys, still dies.
  • Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
  • Hard work pay off in future. Laziness pay off now.
  • Life is sexually transmitted condition.
  • Give person fish, he eat for day. Teach person to fish, he always smell funny.
  • Person who argue with idiot is taken for fool.
  • Look before you leap. Or wear a parachute.
  • The end is near, might as well have dessert.
  • This fortune no good. Try another.
  • Of all alternatives, running away is best.
  • Closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly.
  • Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
  • Flattery will go far tonight.
  • He who laughs last is laughing at you.
  • He who throws dirt is losing ground.
  • The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
  • Confucius say: if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.
  • Now is the time to try something new.
  • A stranger, is a friend you have not spoken to yet.
  • Conquer your fears or they will conquer you.
  • You learn from your mistakes, you will learn a lot today.
  • You only need look to your own reflection for inspiration. Because you are Beautiful!
  • Good news from afar may bring you a welcome visitor.
  • When all else seems to fail, smile for today and just love someone.
  • When you look down, all you see is dirt, so keep looking up.
  • A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
  • Your life will be filled with magical moments.
  • You’re true love will appear to you under the moonlight.
  • Do not fear what you don’t know
  • The object of your desire comes closer.
  • You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story.
  • You will have unexpected great good luck.
  • You will have a pleasant surprise
  • All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
  • Your ability for accomplishment will be followed by success.
  • We can’t help everyone. But everyone can help someone.
  • Express yourself: Don’t hold back!
  • A big fortune will descend upon you this year.
  • For success today look first to yourself.
  • Whenever possible, keep it simple.
  • Your dearest wish will come true.
  • Poverty is no disgrace.
  • If you don’t do it excellently, don’t do it at all.
  • Elegant surroundings will soon be yours.
  • If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.
  • Your smile brings happiness to everyone you meet.
  • Never underestimate the power of the human touch.
  • Truth is an unpopular subject. Because it is unquestionably correct.
  • The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.
  • You are broad minded and socially active.
  • You have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
  • You will live long and enjoy life.
  • An admirer is concealing their affection for you.
  • Lend your money and lose your freind.
  • You will be rewarded for being a good listener in the next week.
  • Your wish will come true.
  • There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
  • Try? No! Do or do not, there is no try.
  • Do not worry, you will have great peace.
  • It’s about time you asked that special someone on a date.
  • Good things take time.
  • Put your unhappiness aside. Life is beautiful, be happy.
  • You can still love what you can not have in life.
  • Make a wise choice everyday.
  • The man who waits till tomorrow, misses the opportunities of today.
  • Life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change.
  • If you never expect anything you can never be disappointed.
  • People in your surroundings will be more cooperative than usual.
  • True wisdom is found in happiness.
  • Ones always regrets what could have been done. Remember for next time.
  • Find a peaceful place where you can make plans for the future.
  • If you don t give something, you will not get anything
  • $ is just a concept. People empower it.
  • A book is in your future.
  • A clean conscience is a soft pillow.
  • A diamond is a hunk of coal that stuck with it.
  • A friend asks only for your time not your money.
  • A friend will soon bring you a gift.
  • A good beginning is only half done.
  • A good time to start something new.
  • A new challenge is near.
  • A new business venture is on the horizon.
  • A package of value will arrive soon.
  • A pet will always brighten your day.
  • A pleasant surprise is in store for you.
  • A refreshing change is in your future.
  • A sense of humour is the pole that adds balance as you walk the tightrope of life.
  • A small incident will develop to your advantage.
  • A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
  • Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
  • Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them
  • All people smile in the same language.
  • An unexpected event soon will bring you happiness.
  • Appreciate your own uniqueness and talents.
  • Be alert! You’re about to make a new lifelong friend.
  • Be alert, practical and honest.
  • Be careful in whom you share your confidence.
  • Be honest and fair to everyone – whether a deeply loved family member or a stranger.
  • Be what you wish others to become.
  • Compliments cost nothing yet can give so much.
  • Discover the power within yourself.
  • Do everything with confidence.
  • Do not rush through life, pause and enjoy it.
  • Do onto others as you would have them do onto you.
  • Do something unusual tomorrow.
  • Do that which your heart tells you.
  • Don’t tell all you know but know all you tell
  • Fail to prepare and prepare to fail.
  • First things first.
  • First, understand. Then, be understood.
  • For each criticism give four compliments.
  • Forget yesterday: Tomorrow will be a golden day for you.
  • Friendships are made, not discovered.
  • Gain the courage to change what you can change.
  • Give the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.
  • Happiness will bring you good luck.
  • Happy events will take place shortly in your home.
  • Happy news is on its way to you.
  • Have patience – it will benefit you.
  • Have respect for yourself and others will too.
  • Have the courage and self-confidence to accept challenges without being sure you will succeed.
  • He who knows the most says the least.
  • He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
  • Helping a friend is like helping yourself.
  • Hold tight to your dreams.
  • Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
  • Hope is like a balloon… it can’t soar to the heavens if you hold it by the string.
  • If the idea you had three days ago still looks good, do it!
  • If you continually give, you will continually have.
  • If you only speak well of others, you never need to whisper.
  • Important events are in your future.
  • In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
  • In words of love a little exaggeration is O.K.
  • It is a good time to finish up old tasks.
  • It is a good time to start something new.
  • It’s a perfect day to give your special someone a gift.
  • Judgment comes from experience, Experience comes from bad judgment.
  • Keep your expectations reasonable.
  • Labels are for cans not people.
  • Laughter shortens the distance between people.
  • Learn to laugh at yourself. You’ll always be amused.
  • Let your personality shine tonight.
  • Live for today – remember yesterday – plan for tomorrow.
  • Long life is in store for you.
  • Look for happiness and you will find it.
  • Look for the dream that keeps coming back.
  • Look in the right places and you will find good fortune.
  • Look to the next month for some pleasant surprises.
  • Look toward the future, but not so far as to miss today.
  • Love is in your future.
  • Luck is coming your way.
  • Luck is now with you, act upon your instincts.
  • Luck will be yours when you least expect it.
  • Luck will visit you on the next full moon.
  • Make amends wherever possible.
  • Make use of your finest talents.
  • Make your dreams a reality.
  • Many admire your social and physical appearance.
  • Many of your wishes will soon come true.
  • Many people fail because they quit too soon.
  • Measure how far you’ve come, not where you came from.
  • Measure success, not by how much money you make, but by your contributions to the lives of others.
  • Meet people half way. The exercise will do you good.
  • Never say never.
  • No one’s been hurt from laughing too much.
  • Not to decide is a decision.
  • Now is the time to start something new.
  • Now is the time to try something new.
  • Observe; Listen; Think; Feel; Use Your Intuition – Then Speak.
  • Of all the things you wear, your expression is most noticeable.
  • Optimists build castles in the sky.
  • Others need not lose for you to win.
  • Over deliver. Under promise.
  • People find you attractive, inside and out.
  • People tend to get what they expect.
  • Pessimists dig dungeons.
  • Plan your work. Work your plan. (And be prepared for the unexpected.)
  • Preserve wild life…throw more parties.
  • Procrastination. . . the thief of time.
  • Prosperity will knock on your door soon.
  • Real business often happens during lunch or dinner.
  • Remember that what you do with what happens to you, is more important than what happened.
  • Second thoughts are often wiser than first impressions.
  • See The Beauty In Everything.
  • Self-improvement is a gift you give others.
  • Sell your ideas, they are totally acceptable.
  • Serious trouble will pass you by.
  • Share your happiness with others today.
  • Simple pleasures are the best.
  • Some people must break before becoming whole.
  • Someone dear to you will be visiting you soon.
  • Someone is speaking well of you.
  • Someone is thinking of you.
  • Meet people half way. The exercise will do you good.
  • Never say never.
  • No one’s been hurt from laughing too much.
  • Not to decide is a decision.
  • Now is the time to start something new.
  • Now is the time to try something new.
  • Observe; Listen; Think; Feel; Use Your Intuition – Then Speak.
  • People find you attractive, inside and out.
  • People tend to get what they expect.
  • Preserve wild life…throw more parties.
  • Procrastination. . . the thief of time.
  • Prosperity will knock on your door soon.
  • Second thoughts are often wiser than first impressions.
  • See The Beauty In Everything.
  • Self-improvement is a gift you give others.
  • Sell your ideas, they are totally acceptable.
  • Serious trouble will pass you by.
  • Share your happiness with others today.
  • Simple pleasures are the best.
  • Some people must break before becoming whole.
  • Someone dear to you will be visiting you soon.
  • Someone is speaking well of you.
  • Someone is thinking of you.
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  • A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you.
  • A child is a fire ready to be lit.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • A closed mouth catches no flies.
  • A cynic is a person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
  • A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
  • A diversity of friends is a credit to your flexible nature.
  • A fresh start will put you on your way.
  • A friend asks only for your time not your money.
  • A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.
  • A half truth is a whole lie.
  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
  • A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it.
  • A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
  • A neat desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
  • A new perspective will come with the new year.
  • A new project will enliven your conversation.
  • A pleasant surprise is in store for you.
  • A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
  • A signature always reveals a man’s character… and sometimes even his name.
  • A stable house depends on solid foundations.
  • A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
  • A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
  • A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.
  • Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  • Act in hast, repent in leisure.
  • All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
  • All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
  • All will go well with your new project.
  • All your hard work will soon pay off.
  • All your hard work will soon pay off.
  • All your hopes, dreams and fears are the beginning of the future.
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  • Always laugh at yourself before others do.
  • Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  • Always try to make other people happy, even if you have to leave them alone to do it.
  • An agreeable romance might begin to take on the appearance.
  • An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
  • An important person will offer you support.
  • An investment in the community will reap high returns of good will.
  • Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. Be stingy with your anger.
  • Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
  • Be careful or you could fall for some tricks today.
  • Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way.
  • Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
  • Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
  • Beauty is only a light switch away.
  • Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.
  • Because you demand more from yourself, others respect you deeply.
  • Being number two sucks.
  • Believe it can be done.
  • Bend the willow while it is young.
  • Better poor, young and wise, than rich, old and a fool.
  • Better to live well than to live long.
  • Boomerangs are coming back
  • Both folly and wisdom come upon us in years.
  • Cast no dirt in the well that gives you water.
  • Celebrate your identity by resisting categorization.
  • Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow!
  • Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
  • Competence like yours is underrated.
  • Confident people are able to laugh at themselves.
  • Congratulations! You are on your way.
  • Dedicate yourself with a calm mind to the task at hand.
  • Determination is what you need now.
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie!”… till you can find a rock.
  • Do not be intimidated by the eloquence of others.
  • Do not confuse what is valuable with that which is sought after.
  • Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.
  • Do not make extra work for yourself.
  • Do something new today.
  • Don’t be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon.
  • Don’t confuse recklessness with confidence.
  • Don’t corner something meaner than you.
  • Don’t just think, act!
  • Don’t let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently.
  • Don’t let the past and useless detail choke your existence.
  • Don’t let your limitations overshadow your talents.
  • Don’t miss the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for the pot of gold.
  • Don’t worry; prosperity will knock on your door soon.
  • Eighty percent of success is just showing up.
  • Emulate what you admire in your parents.
  • Emulate what you respect in your friends.
  • Even if the voices aren’t real, they still have some good ideas!
  • Every obnoxious act is a cry for help.
  • Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
  • Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • Faith is knowing there is an ocean because you have seen a stream.
  • Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
  • Follow the river and you will find the sea.
  • Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
  • Fortune favors the brave.
  • From now on your kindness will lead you to success.
  • Get your mind set…confidence will lead you on.
  • Give yourself permission to celebrate.
  • Go take a rest; you deserve it.
  • Goals mean little without action.
  • Good news will be brought to you by mail.
  • Good news will come to you from far away.
  • Good things are being said about you.
  • Good wine makes a bad head and a good story.
  • Grant me patience, but please hurry.
  • Great thought comes from the heart.
  • Guns don’t kill people. Bullets flying really really fast kill people
  • Half of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.
  • Happiness is a path, not a destination.
  • Happiness is liking what you get.
  • Happiness will bring you good luck.
  • Happy life is just in front of you.
  • Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.
  • Have a beautiful day.
  • Have confidence in your unusual perceptiveness.
  • He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good.
  • He who conducts his affairs based on advice found in cheap baked goods is a knucklehead.
  • He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
  • He who laughs last didn’t understand the joke
  • Help! I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.
  • Hope is the denial of reality.
  • Hope you’re not going home by car tonight.. ..it’s just been clamped.
  • How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
  • How high could you go if you knew you wouldn’t fall?
  • I can see up your nose.
  • I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
  • I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
  • I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
  • If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
  • If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.
  • If it jams force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
  • If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
  • If study be neglected in youth, what will you do in old age?
  • If voting could really change things it would be illegal.
  • If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • If you can dream it, then you can achieve it.
  • If you can read this you don’t need glasses.
  • If you continually give, you will continually have.
  • If you do not change the direction in which you are going, you will end up where you are headed.
  • If you don’t take care of your customers and employees, someone else will.
  • If you look in the right places, you can find some good offerings.
  • If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  • If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
  • If your desires are not to extravagant they will be granted.
  • If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
  • Ignorance is a powerful excuse.
  • Imagination is more important than knowledge.
  • Insanity is hereditary. You catch it from your kids.
  • Insecurity is your biggest hurdle.
  • Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?
  • It is an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
  • It is easy to be wise after the event.
  • It is less painful to learn in youth than to be ignorant in age.
  • It is more noble to make yourself great than to be born so.
  • It is worth reviewing some old lessons.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • It will get easier once you make the initial push.
  • It’s a grand thing, to be loved! And a grander thing still, to love!
  • It’s as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you!
  • It’s time to get moving. Your spirits will lift accordingly.
  • Just because you think you’re paranoid. Doesn’t mean someone isn’t following you.
  • Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you.
  • Keep your sense of humor; Always look to being number one.
  • Laugh at your problems: everyone else does.
  • Laugh in the face of danger, then hide until it goes away.
  • Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
  • Laughter translates into any language.
  • Lead others to a difficult, but necessary, conclusion.
  • Let the world be filled with tranquility and goodwill.
  • Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
  • Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
  • Living with a commitment to excellence shall take you far.
  • Look behind you.
  • Man who run in front of car get tired: man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Many will travel to hear you speak.
  • Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
  • Mediation with an old enemy is advised.
  • Meditation with an old enemy is advised.
  • Men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
  • Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
  • Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
  • Nappies and politicians need to be changed… often for the same reasons.
  • Necessity never made a good bargain.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
  • Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • Never stand between a dog and the lamp post.
  • Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your trousers.
  • Never test the depth of water with both feet.
  • New ideas could be profitable.
  • New people will bring you new realizations, especially about big issues.
  • Nice to be here? At your age it’s nice to be anywhere.
  • No man is the worse for knowing the worst of himself.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • No one waits for yesterday.
  • No time like the present.
  • No wonder you always go home alone.
  • Now is a good time to buy stocks.
  • Now is the time to go ahead and pursue that love interest!
  • Now is the time to try something new.
  • One good turn gets most of the duvet.
  • One learns by failing.
  • One of your aspirations is within your grasp.
  • One the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
  • One who can speak, speaks of markets; one who can’t speaks merely of household affairs.
  • Only the wisest and stupidest of men don’t change.
  • Others can help you now.
  • Others want to enlist you for your valuable assistance.
  • Pennies from heaven will find their way to your doorstep this year!
  • People are attracted by you.
  • People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.
  • People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
  • People who say they are perfect have already proven themselves wrong.
  • Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on saving.
  • Physical activity will dramatically improve your outlook today.
  • Place special emphasis on old friendship.
  • Protective measures will prevent costly disasters.
  • Put your mind into planning today. Look into the future.
  • Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.
  • Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it doesn’t go away.
  • Relief will be granted if you request it.
  • Remember that half the people you know are below average.
  • Remember to fulfill the promise you made to yourself.
  • Remember, no matter how hard you try, there is always about a million people better than you.
  • Resting well is as important as working hard.
  • Romance moves you in a new direction.
  • Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
  • Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
  • Share your happiness with others today.
  • Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
  • Silence may suggest wisdom.
  • Small confidences mark the onset of a friendship.
  • Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
  • Someone you care about seeks reconciliation.
  • Soon life will become more interesting.
  • Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
  • Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up.
  • Stand tall. Don’t look down upon yourself.
  • Stop searching, happiness is just next to you.
  • Strange that psychics have to ask you for your name.
  • Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.
  • Success is getting what you want.
  • Take a minute to gaze above and beyond your usual view. You may notice some stains on the ceiling.
  • Take care and sensitivity you show towards others will return to you.
  • Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
  • Take the high road.
  • That person with whom you exchanged suggestive glances? No, they didn’t fancy you.
  • The austerity you see around you covers the richness of life like a veil.
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • The harder you work, the luckier you will get.
  • The heart is wiser than the intellect.
  • The impossible is often the untried.
  • The light of a hundred stars cannot equal the light of the moon.
  • The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
  • The nicer anything tastes, the worse it is for you.
  • The night life is for you.
  • The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance.
  • The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
  • The only thing that sets us apart from animals is that we’re not afraid of vacuum cleaners.
  • The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
  • The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
  • The seeds of an idea you planted long ago finally blossom.
  • The smart thing to do is to begin trusting your intuitions.
  • The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved.
  • The truly generous share, even with the undeserving.
  • The truth is out there, Anyone know the URL?
  • The world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
  • There are three types of people the world does not understand: madmen, geniuses and people who mumble
  • There is always room at the top.
  • There is no distance on this earth as far away as yesterday.
  • They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself
  • Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
  • Time brings everything for those who wait.
  • Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
  • Today is the conserve yourself, as things just won’t budge.
  • Today, your mouth might be moving but no one is listening.
  • Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
  • Tonight you will be blinded by passion.
  • Treat your friends as you treat your most cherished relatives.
  • Use your eloquence where it will do the most good.
  • We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.
  • Welcome change.
  • Whatever has been attained is attainable.
  • When in doubt, select one of the classics.
  • When luck enters, give her a seat.
  • When people tell you that you have a great personality, they’re really thinking, “DAMN! You’re so ugly!
  • When you can’t solve the problem, manage it.
  • Where bees are, there is honey.
  • Why should he, who does not honour his parents when living, mourn for them when dead?
  • Willingness to compromise is often a sign of strength.
  • Wisdom goes not always by years.
  • Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul.
  • Women’s faults are many, men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!
  • Work methodically on one problem at a time.
  • Wow! Bet you aren’t shy in the changing rooms!
  • You always bring others happiness.
  • You are a person of another time.
  • You are a person of culture.
  • You are a practical person with your feet on the ground.
  • You are a talented storyteller
  • You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability.
  • You are almost there.
  • You are always welcome in any gathering.
  • You are busy, but you are happy.
  • You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
  • You are going to have some new clothes.
  • You are heading in the right direction.
  • You are in good hands this evening.
  • You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
  • You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
  • You are offered the dream of a lifetime. Say yes!
  • You are solid and dependable.
  • You are soon going to change your present line of work.
  • You are talented in many ways.
  • You are the master of every situation.
  • You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
  • You are working hard.
  • You begin to appreciate how important it is to share your personal beliefs.
  • You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
  • You desire recognition and you will find it.
  • You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
  • You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
  • You have a friendly heart and are well admired.
  • You have a shrewd knack for spotting insincerity.
  • You have a yearning for perfection.
  • You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
  • You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
  • You have exceeded what was expected.
  • You have great stories to tell.
  • You have style and panache.
  • You have the power to write your own fortune.
  • You have yearning for perfection.
  • You heart is pure, and your mind is clear, and soul devout.
  • You love challenge.
  • You love Chinese food.
  • You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world.
  • You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
  • You must acknowledge your weaknesses to become strong.
  • You must play the game to win.
  • You need to reserve more time for yourself.
  • You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
  • You never miss your water until your well runs dry.
  • You radiate goodness.
  • You seek to shield those you love and like the role of provider.
  • You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
  • You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
  • You understand how to have fun with others and to enjoy your solitude.
  • You were spotted dancing the other night… don’t give up the day job.
  • You will always be surrounded by true friends.
  • You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
  • You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
  • You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
  • You will be blessed with longevity.
  • You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
  • You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
  • You will be inspired by your conscience.
  • You will be loved fiercely for yourself.
  • You will be showered with good luck.
  • You will be successful in your work.
  • You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
  • You will be unusually successful in business.
  • You will become a great philanthropist in your later years.
  • You will become more and more wealthy.
  • You will enjoy good health.
  • You will enjoy good health; you will be surrounded by luxury.
  • You will find great contentment in the daily, routine activities.
  • You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want.
  • You will get it all done.
  • You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
  • You will have gold pieces by the bushel.
  • You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
  • You will inherit a large sum of money.
  • You will inherit a large sum of money.
  • You will make change for the better.
  • You will soon be crossing the great waters.
  • You will soon be honored by someone you respect.
  • You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter.
  • You will take a chance in something in near future.
  • You will travel far and wide, both for pleasure and business.
  • You will win success in whatever you adopt
  • Your abilities are appreciated.
  • Your abilities are unparalleled.
  • Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.
  • Your best defense strategy is to adopt a cooperative posture.
  • Your biggest virtue is your modesty.
  • Your character can be described as natural and unrestrained.
  • Your difficulties will strengthen you.
  • Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you.
  • Your dreams are worth your best efforts to achieve them.
  • Your eloquence has a persuasive impact.
  • Your energy returns and you get things done.
  • Your first love has never forgotten you.
  • Your generous tendencies bring you admiration.
  • Your happiness is before you, not behind you! Cherish it.
  • Your hard work will pay off today.
  • Your heart will always make itself known through your words.
  • Your home is the center of great love.
  • Your ideals are well within your reach.
  • Your infinite capacity for patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
  • Your kindred spirit is vodka.
  • Your leadership qualities will be tested and proven.
  • Your life should be recorded for prosperity.
  • Your life will be happy and peaceful.
  • Your life will get more and more exciting.
  • Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
  • Your love of music will be an important part of your life.
  • Your loyalty is a virtue, but not when it’s wedded with blind stubbornness.
  • Your mind is your greatest asset.
  • Your next meeting will be more productive.
  • Your quick wits will get you out of a tough situation.
  • Your success will astonish everyone.
  • Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
  • Your work interests can capture the highest status or prestige.
  • You’re never a loser until you quit trying.
  • You’re not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
  • You’re too good for him.

 

For Valentines Day

  • A bashful admirer will soon be reveled.
  • A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is a women who notices you.
  • A girl who is free for the evening can be one of the most expensive things in the world.
  • An admirer wants to take you on a South Seas cruise.
  • An old-fashioned, romantic Valentine’s Day awaits you at a country inn.
  • Be patient – the true love you seek will appear.
  • Be prepared! You will receive a romantic message from a secret admirer.
  • Beware of lovers bearing fortune cookies…
  • Blue eyes will bring deep & abiding love.
  • HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
  • He who looketh upon a women loseth a fender – sign in a auto repair shop
  • I LOVE YOU!
  • I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
  • Love comes to you in a red BMW this Valentine’s Day!
  • Love is a grave mental disease. – Plato
  • Love is like a pair of socks, you have to have two that match. – Yiddish Proverb
  • Love is like the moon, when it does not increase it decreases.
  • Love is like war, easy to begin, but very hard to stop.
  • Marriage is one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
  • Men play the game, but women know the score.
  • P.S. I LOVE YOU
  • Romance and travel will be yours this Valentine’s Day!
  • Romance, travel & mystery are coming your way.
  • Someone in a distant city is thinking of you with love on this Valentine’s Day.
  • This Valentine’s Day will bring you a love thought lost.
  • This Valentine’s Day will bring you the attention of someone special.
  • You are destined to be lucky in love
  • You are entering a time of great romance & overdue happiness.
  • YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE!
  • You will receive a secret romantic message in a strange way.
  • YOU’RE MINE! & I’M YOURS! BE MY VALENTINE!
  • Your love, unlike this cookie, will never crumble.
  • Someone special is thinking of you.
  • Someone thinks you are very special and wants to let you know it.

 

For Birthdays

  • A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
  • A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough -Ben Franklin
  • After all, tomorrow is another day. Happy Birthday!
  • Anyone who says things are in bad shape these days, hasn’t seen you lately.
  • Birthdays are merely mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
  • Champagne, cake, and birthday laughter… dieting and aspirins the day after.
  • Cut the cake!
  • Either it’s hot in here, or they just lit the candles on your birthday cake.
  • Families are like fudge… mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  • Feliz cumpleanos!
  • Happy 50th Birthday! Now you don’t have to make any sense.
  • Happy Birthday to one sweet and smart cookie!
  • Happy Birthday! After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
  • Happy Birthday! You have now reached the years of wisdom.
  • Happy Birthday, Susan!
  • Happy Sweet 16, Jackie!
  • Have another piece of birthday cake. Who’s watching?
  • Life begins at forty!
  • Life is what happens to you while you’re busy eating birthday cake.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty!
  • May good fortune come to you for your birthday!
  • May you have a sweet birthday.
  • Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
  • Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time catches up with Mother Nature.
  • Middle age is when your classmates are so gray, wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
  • Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
  • Nobody is counting calories at your birthday – they’re all too busy counting candles.
  • Nothing icky will ever happen on your birthday.
  • On the day which you were born, your boyfriend wishes you a happy birthday.
  • One is not old until regrets take place of dreams.
  • Over the Hill: When you stop describing symptoms, and accept what is chronically wrong.
  • Preserve wild life…throw more parties.
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Hope you enjoy this poem ’cause it’s your Birthday gift too.
  • Since it’s the thought and not the gift that counts – consider this fortune a $100 note!
  • Take one day at a time.
  • Thank you for celebrating with us.
  • The gifts you have received in life, are the gifts you are here in this world to share.
  • The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter. Happy Brithday!
  • The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
  • The only thing of value we can give our children is what we are, not what we have.
  • The only way to get rid of a temptation is to eat it. Happy Birthday!
  • The party always begins when you arrive.
  • Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
  • This cookie was not big enough to tell you how much we LOVE you.
  • To keep the heart unwrinkled, be hopeful, kind, and cheerful. It’s the only way to triumph over old age.
  • To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom. ~ Happy Birthday!
  • Understand that you have the skills and experiences that will equip you for different adventures.
  • What most people consider as a virtue, after the age of 40, it is simply a loss of energy.
  • Wishing for the good old days only means you’re old.
  • Wishing you a year filled with health, happiness, and lots of good fortune!
  • With each year you have become more knowledgeable, forgiving, loving, and forgetful.
  • You are not over the hill yet. You are just at the top.
  • You are not to be compared with others.
  • You are only as old as you feel.
  • You are the life of any party.
  • You deserve a hug, right now.
  • You took the wrong cookie. Now you’ve messed everything up.
  • You will have a long and healthy life.
  • You will meet someone special at your friend’s party.
  • Your good nature and kindness will be appreciated by many on your Birthday.

 

For Mothers Day

  • “A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.”
  • “A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done.”
  • “No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you – life.”
  • “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”
  • A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, “where mother is.”
  • A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
  • A mother understands what a child does not say.
  • All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.
  • And remember that behind every successful woman……is a basket of dirty laundry.
  • As is the mother, so is her daughter.
  • Becoming a Mother is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
  • I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine – she helped me grow, prosper, and reach great heights.
  • Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
  • Men are what their mothers made them.
  • Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
  • Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
  • Someone thinks you are very special and wants to let you know it.
  • The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
  • The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  • We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves.
  • I’m so ‘fortune-ate’ to have you as my mother
  • Always know that I love you very much. Have a special Mothers Day!
  • I predict that you will have a very Happy Mothers Day!
  • You are the true good fortune of our family!
  • All mothers are working mothers.
  • Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
  • Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
  • God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
  • Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.
  • The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
  • Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

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